Like Getting Blood From a Turnip

I'm scheduled for my bimonthly visit to donate blood at Huntington Hospital this afternoon. Since I have blood on my mind, I reckon I should make today's fun-with-ep-titles a little sanguine.

Let's look for variations of the proverb "Blood is thicker than water."

• Blood Is Thicker Than Arlo (''Flesh 'n' Blood,'' 9/19/1991)
• Blood Is Thicker Than Daughter (''Hope & Faith,'' 11/18/2005)
• Blood Is Thicker Than Death (''The War Next Door,'' 9/17/2000)
• Blood Is Thicker Than Junk (''Sanford and Son,'' 11/24/1972)
• Blood Is Thicker Than Liquor (''Girlfriends,'' 5/5/2003)
• Blood Is Thicker Than Mud (''The Fresh Prince of Bel Air,'' 11/1/1993)
• Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal (''The New Dick Van Dyke Show,'' 12/17/1972)
• Blood Is Thicker Than Steele (''Remington Steele,'' 1/31/1984)
• Blood Is Thicker Than the Martian (''My Favorite Martian,'' 1/5/1964)
• Blood Is Thicker Than Watercolor (''The Wayans Brothers,'' 9/20/1995)
• Blood Is Thinner Than Gravy (''Eye for an Eye'')
• Blood Is Thinner Than Gravy (''Eye for an Eye'')
• Bloodhounds Are Thicker Than Water (''No Time for Sergeants,'' 9/28/1964)