A Marrying Man Will Clutch at a Vow

Since "ER" has its big wedding tomorrow night, I thought I'd go with a wedding theme for this week's fun with ep titles.

Some grooms write their own vows; others go with the more traditional words. You know. The whole "til death do us part" line. Seems like an obvious choice for ep titles since many series paid homage to this line:

• "Til Death" (Fox)
• "Til Death Do Us Part" (Court TV)
• "Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen + Dave" (MTV)
• "Til Debt Do U$ Part" (American Life)

And now for the ep titles.

What happens til death?

• 'Til Death Do Us Part, and Make It Soon (''The Parkers,'' 9/15/2003)
• 'Til Death Duel Us Part (''The Highwayman,'' 3/18/1988)
• Till Death Do Us Apartment (''Family Matters,'' 10/7/1994)
• Till Death Do Us Part - Maybe (''The Love Boat,'' 11/11/1978)
• Till Death Do Us Start (''Extreme Ghostbusters,'' 11/14/1997)
• Till Death Do We Part (''Tales from the Crypt,'' 12/8/1993)
• Till Death Do We Volley (''The Golden Girls,'' 3/18/1989)
• Till Death Do You Part (''Drexell's Class,'' 2/13/1992)
• Till Death or Next Thursday Do We Part (''Murphy Brown,'' 12/7/1992)

And when might the happy couple part?

• 'til Nephews Do Us Part (''DuckTales,'' 10/30/1987)
• Til Theft Do Us Part (''Harry and the Hendersons,'' 2/2/1992)
• Till Dad Do Us Part (''Turnabout,'' 3/9/1979)
• Till Debt Do Us Part (''WKRP in Cincinnati,'' 4/4/1981)
• Till Debt Do Us Part (''Civil Wars,'' 4/28/1992)
• Till Depth Do Us Part (''Newhart,'' 11/9/1987)
• Till Doom Do Us Part (''Duck Dodgers,'' 3/11/2005)
• 'Till Life Us Do Part (''Trapper John, M.D.,'' 2/10/1980)
• Till Marriage Do Us Part (''The Facts of Life,'' 2/27/1988)
• 'Till Tomorrow Do Us Part (''9 to 5,'' 10/27/1983)