They Shoot Viewers, Don't They

I'm sure you've noticed that Fox is continuing to air expanded, two-hour editions of "So You Think You Can Dance" on Wednesdays. And I'm sure you've already heard about the O-Hurley/Monaco dance-off. I feel like we're in the middle of a dance marathon that might never end.

Many shows have ep titles based on the 1935 novel & 1969 movie, "They Shoot Horses, Don't They." Did you ever wonder what else TV writers wanted to shoot? Here's a short list:

They Shoot Pictures, Don't They? (''That Girl,'' 3/12/1970)

They Shoot Managers, Don't They? (''The Partridge Family,'' 2/12/1971)

They Shoot Fonzies, Don't They? (''Happy Days,'' 11/16/1976)

They Shoot Hammers, Don't They? (''Sledge Hammer,'' 10/17/1986)

They Shoot Witnesses, Don't They? (''O'Hara,'' 1/2/1988)

They Shoot Fat Women, Don't They? (''Designing Women,'' 12/11/1989)

They Shoot Sources, Don't They? (''WIOU,'' 12/12/1990)

They Shoot Ducks, Don't They? (''American Dreamer,'' 6/22/1991)

They Shoot DJs, Don't They? (''Rhythm & Blues,'' 10/22/1992)

They Shoot Videos, Don't They? (''California Dreams,'' 11/21/1992)

They Shoot Baskets, Don't They? (''Class of '96,'' 1/26/1993)

They Shoot Mothers, Don't They? (''Melrose Place,'' 1/16/1995)

They Shoot Guns, Don't They? (''Double Rush,'' 1/25/1995)

They Shoot Urkels, Don't They? (''Family Matters,'' 5/12/1995)

They Shoot Turkeys, Don't They? (''Cybill,'' 11/19/1995)

They Shoot Ducks, Don't They? (''Family Matters,'' 9/26/1997)

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (''Spin City,'' 12/10/1997)

They Shoot Blanks, Don't They? (''Melrose Place,'' 2/22/1999)

they shoot single people, don't they? (''Sex and the City,'' 6/27/1999)

They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They? (''Gilmore Girls,'' 11/12/2002)

They Shoot Reporters, Don't They? (''Wanda at Large,'' 10/31/2003)