A Bad Student Blames His Schools

Maybe now that student can blame TV instead.

Last year ep titles taught us the alphabet. This year? I thought we'd tackle two of my favorite subjects — Math and Science.

If you only read TV ep titles, here's what you would learn about M&S:

• Addition
  • One Plus One Equals One (''The Man Who Never Was,'' 9/7/1966)
    
  • One Plus One Equals Too Many (''Occasional Wife,'' 1/31/1967)
    
  • One Plus One Equals Ed (''Ed, Edd 'n Eddy'')
    
  • One Plus Tutor Is Three (''Punky Brewster,'' 5/24/1988)
    
  • 3+1=1 (''O.K. Crackerby,'' 12/30/1965)
    
  • Two and Two Make Five (''Private Secretary,'' 3/3/1957)
    
  • Two and Two Make Six (''77 Sunset Strip,'' 11/14/1958)
    
  • Latin Male + Assertive Female = Danger (''Road Rules,'' 7/21/1997)
    
  • Dummy + Dummy = Dummy (''The Incredible Crash Dummies,'' 10/24/2004)
    
  • Money Plus Marlens Makes Four (''Life with Bonnie,'' 11/12/2002)
    
  • H+2+O = Death (''The Six Million Dollar Man,'' 10/24/1976)
  
  
• Subtraction
  • 22 Minus 1 Equals 4 (''Less Than Perfect,'' 3/2/2004)
  
  
• Division
  • 2 Into 5.56 Won't Go (''The Rockford Files,'' 11/21/1975)
    
  • Two Divided by J Equals Ex (''Grown Ups,'' 11/8/1999)
  
  
• Relativity
  • B=MC2 (''Growing Pains,'' 11/30/1991)
    
  • E Equals MC Goof (''Goof Troop,'' 10/28/1992)

Quite educational, isn't it?