Don't Count Your Turkeys Before They're Hatcheted

Everybody loves Thanksgiving—especially TV writers. Can you believe that 210+ eps aired in November in the last 50 years with thanks, Thanksgiving or turkey in the title?

Here are some ep titles that are real turkeys.

• Ground-Turkey-Hog Day (''What I Like About You,'' 11/18/2005)
  
• Who Brought the Jive Turkey? (''One on One,'' 11/22/2004)
  
• Three Thanksgivings, One Turkey (''Three Sisters,'' 11/29/2001)
  
• Pulp Turkey (''Now and Again,'' 11/19/1999)
  
• Tantric Turkey (''Chicago Hope,'' 11/25/1998)
  
• Gobble, the Wonder Turkey, Saves the Day (''Spin City,'' 11/24/1998)
  
• Honey, I Shrunk the Turkey (''Fired Up,'' 11/24/1997)
  
• They Shoot Turkeys, Don't They? (''Cybill,'' 11/19/1995)
  
• Turkey Jerky (''Animaniacs,'' 11/22/1993)
  
• Don't Let the Turkeys Get You Down (''Doogie Howser, M.D.,'' 11/14/1990)
  
• Chicks and Turkeys (''Carter Country,'' 11/25/1977)
  
• Everybody's Thankful But Us Turkeys (''Hazel,'' 11/23/1961)